Homeward Bound....Then what?

                I am going home!!! Crap, now what? I can't drive, I can't work, I can't even wipe my butt without getting an arm cramp from the funny angle I have to start from. 

              Today is the unveiling of "The trap" and I think I might pass out. I am scared and highly intrigued. Here it goes....

Me and the bear trap are going to have a lot of time to get to know each other. The top two screws go into the Fibula and the bottom two go into the heel.Yuck. I am about to vomit up the unrecognizable chicken and dumplings dietary sent me. But one more visit from Dr. McUnhappy and I am home free!